Twosday, February 22, 2022 (2/22/22)

I trust everyone had a happy Twosday. 2/22/22. Now we need to wait until March 3, 2033 before we have a fun number date (3/3/33) to play with.

Things are a little slow in West Lafayette. Like real slow. So, it’s time to mess with the lizard. Let’s have a look at some lizard yoga, presented to you by our bearded dragon, Rover. Hold applause until the end so as to not break his concentration.

Start by relaxing. Control your breathing. Full breaths, nice and easy. Totally free your mind. Clear out both brain cells. Hold this position for several days, up to a week.

Now let’s stretch those front legs forward. Easy does it. Hold this position until you get bored. Usually for a couple days.

Now really stretch those back legs backwards. Reach for the tip of your tail. Extend your stretch on each out breath. Hold for days.

Now let’s move to both sets of legs stretched backwards. Don’t rush into this position. Curl to whichever side feels more comfortable. Hold for days.

And now let’s alternate stretching those front legs forward and backward. Give each leg at least a day in each position. Remember to keep control of your breathing. Relaxed, deep breaths.

Finally, the biped pose. Hold for several hours. Hope evolution starts taking place.

Finally, relax and breathe. Meditate on what’s important. Like dinner. Hold position for several days, maybe a week or so. Then start looking for food.

If you need to cool off, try hiding behind the toilet for a couple days. You can relax. Your fans will not bother you here.

In all fairness, our lizard Rover has been a good pet. We acquired Rover when we were still up in Lansing. He is an example of why there should b,e a law barring pet stores in close proximity to bars. We were at Zoobie’s Bar in Old Town, Lansing, which is way too close to Preuss pets. After a drink or two Molly and I decided to take a quick walk through Pruess pets. Rover came home with us. He was already an adult lizard whose owner had to give him up. He looked like he needed a good home, so we supplied one. Five or so years later, he is really showing his age and I fear he may not be with us much longer. I doubt he will make it to 3/3/33.